Well hello there! Welcome to my blog! My name is bethany I'm 16 years old. I have OCD and am obssesed with collecting strange shit like buttons, sticks, etc. I will admit though that I am very cynical so if you are disgustingly positive and lovey dovey don't follow me if you don't want to hear my cynical ramblings. This is for all of the followers who are wondering who the fuck I am, you're welcome.
Things I love:
Proper grammar
Harry Potter
J.K Rowling
Top Gear
Romeo and Juliet (1996 movie)
The Office
Daniel Craig
Bradley Cooper
Stefano Langone
Casey Abrams
Food
Food
Food
Food
Food
Haley Reinhart
Paul Mcdonald
Green day
Phineas & Ferb
Epicness
Watching people get hurt no I'm not crazy
Epic clothes
Boots
Boots
Boots
Boots
Music
The Legend of Zelda
Link <3
Toon Link (wind waker) HES SO FUCKING ADORABLE
John F. Kennedy <3333333333333
and Pokemon
Shit I hate:
Justin Beiber
Justin Beiber
Justin Beiber
Justin Beiber
Justin Beiber
Justin Beiber
Justin Beiber
Justin Beiber
Justin Beiber
Justin Beiber
Justin Beiber (have I made my point yet?)
Extremely positive people (I mean like OMFG LIFE IS SOOOO AMAZING EMO PEOPLE ARE LIKE SOOO FUCKING SCARY EWW TEE HEE)
Voldemort yeah I said it
Muggles, them damn muggles
Bitches who hate me for no reason
Technology failures
and Hoes
Friday Afternoon: No worries, I have two more days to do it.
Saturday Morning: Hm, maybe I should at least start on it. NAH! I have time.
Sunday Morning: I should seriously start on my homework.
Sunday Afternoon: /procrastinates more
Sunday Night: OH MY DAMN, IT’S DUE TOMORROW.
And then there’s the sad conclusion if you didn’t finish:
Monday Morning: ”Class, please pass up your homework.”
your expression:
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Student: At home.
Teacher: And what’s it doing there?!
Student: Obviously, having more fun than me.
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3. 3 Fears
The dark, sharks, and small spaces.
7. My best friend.
I can’t name just one.
15. Favorite quote.
“I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times a little hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best”
-Marylin Monroe
17. Favourite food.
Pasta.
19. What am I listening to right now.
Mama- MCR.
23. Hair color.
Eggplant purple, I got it colored last night :D.
26. What colour of underwear I’m wearing right now.
Black and red.
33. My current relationship status.
Single.
37. Tattoos and piercings I want.
I want a dragon tattoo somwhere but I don’t know where yet. I also want lower lip snakebites.
47. Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
Loud when I’m alone, reasonable when I’m with other people.
48. Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
Well yeah I’m only a teenager.
51. How often do I wear a fake smile.
Alot actually.
74. Favourite animal.
My favorite real animal is a kitty. But my favorite make believe animal is either a unicorn or a dragon.
84. I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
The ability to shape-shift into any animal real or fake! :D
Again sorry this is late.